I’m back!!!! For the moment, at least. Here’s my predictions for tonight’s show, which will hopefully be tremendously better than the shows leading up to it:
FABULOUS TRUTH over Team Mahalicia in the Mixed Match Challenge finals
DEAN AMBROSE defeats Seth Rollins for the Intercontinental Championship
BRAUN STROWMAN defeats Baron Corbin in their TLC match
RONDA ROUSEY successfully defends her Raw Women’s Championship against Nia Jax
DANIEL BRYAN successfully defends his WWE Championship against AJ Styles
CHARLOTTE FLAIR outlasts Becky Lynch and Asuka to win the SmackDown Women’s Championship in a Triple Threat TLC match.
DREW McINTYRE defeats Finn Bálor
BOBBY LASHLEY over Elias
THE BAR holds off The Usos and The New Days to retain their SmackDown Tag Team Championship
NATALYA defends her father’s honor and defeats Ruby Riott in their tables match
BUDDY MURPHY retains his Cruiserweight Championship against Cedric Alexander
RANDY ORTON defeats Rey Mysterio in a chairs match, which is a lame-ass match
Mark it dude.