To quote every woman I’ve ever been with: This feels dirty. Let’s just get it over with.
WORLD CUP QUARTERFINALS
I’ve heard that this is to determine the best in the world.
Seth Rollins over Bobby Lashley
Kurt Angle over Dolph Ziggler
The Miz over Jeff Hardy
Rey Mysterio over Randy Orton
WORLD CUP SEMIFINALS
Seth Rollins over Kurt Angle
The Miz over Rey Mysterio
WORLD CUP FINALS
The Miz over Seth Rollins
I doubt a SmackDown superstar loses, but it would be pretty cool if they did, got fired, and then join the Raw Survivor Series team. I think Miz will win it in classic heel fashion to give him even more bragging rights.
UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH: RUSEV VS. SHINSUKE NAKAMURA (c)
This match was just announced. So Nakamura wins.
SMACKDOWN TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH: THE NEW DAY VS. THE BAR
They do like to pass around the tag titles. Will New Day go on to become six-time champs? No, they won’t. The Bar retains.
D-GENERATION X VS. THE BROTHERS OF DESTRUCTION
Shawn Michaels went out on his back, but in a match that’s really tough to call, I think he’ll come back on top. DX wins. My only question is: would Michaels pin Undertaker? Kane taking the pin is logical and obvious, but Michaels pinning Undertaker would be a hell of a story.
WWE CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH: SAMOA JOE VS. AJ STYLES (c)
Fat Daniel Bryan loses.
UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH: BROCK LESNAR VS. BRAUN STROWMAN
Your new face of WWE: Braun Strowman. Please just make it a good match.