Crown Jewel Predictions

To quote every woman I’ve ever been with: This feels dirty. Let’s just get it over with.

 

WORLD CUP QUARTERFINALS

I’ve heard that this is to determine the best in the world.

Seth Rollins over Bobby Lashley

Kurt Angle over Dolph Ziggler

The Miz over Jeff Hardy

Rey Mysterio over Randy Orton

 

WORLD CUP SEMIFINALS

Seth Rollins over Kurt Angle

The Miz over Rey Mysterio

 

WORLD CUP FINALS

The Miz over Seth Rollins

I doubt a SmackDown superstar loses, but it would be pretty cool if they did, got fired, and then join the Raw Survivor Series team. I think Miz will win it in classic heel fashion to give him even more bragging rights.

 

UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH: RUSEV VS. SHINSUKE NAKAMURA (c)

This match was just announced. So Nakamura wins.

 

SMACKDOWN TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH: THE NEW DAY VS. THE BAR

They do like to pass around the tag titles. Will New Day go on to become six-time champs? No, they won’t. The Bar retains.

 

D-GENERATION X VS. THE BROTHERS OF DESTRUCTION

Shawn Michaels went out on his back, but in a match that’s really tough to call, I think he’ll come back on top. DX wins. My only question is: would Michaels pin Undertaker? Kane taking the pin is logical and obvious, but Michaels pinning Undertaker would be a hell of a story.

 

WWE CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH: SAMOA JOE VS. AJ STYLES (c)

Fat Daniel Bryan loses.

 

UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH: BROCK LESNAR VS. BRAUN STROWMAN

Your new face of WWE: Braun Strowman. Please just make it a good match.

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